Poison / Normal
If any Physical Moves are used on this Pokemon, the opponent becomes confused
I had no idea Covfefe and Koffing/Eevee was a thing until a few minutes ago.
Covfefe caused confusion amongst people online, explaining its ability.
Covfefe, an Eevee which was exposed to harmful chemicals out in large cities, causing it to mutate into Covfefe, which is immune to all Poisonous substances.